What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 05:45

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?